Zombiegeden

OBAMA 60,085,524*
ROMNEY 57,401,992
 

Thanks zombies for re-electing the wiz kid from Chicago to a second term. I understand that neither choice was good but to choose a Marxist over a capitalist in these troubled economic times is just plain stupid.

Stuuuupppiddd!

What does Obama know about business? Nothing! How can a man that has never run a business understand the needs of the business community. The community that needs more help than any other community in our country right now. He can't. The only thing he understands is bigger, and bigger, and Bigger government.

Taxes are going to go up and your freedoms are going to go down. Every time those blockheads in Washington raise taxes you lose freedom. What freedom do you lose, you ask? The freedom to choose where your money goes and how it works for you an America. The less money you have in your pocket the fewer choices you have as an individual and socialists understand that fact and applaud it. Socialist and Marxist want the state to decide for you. They think they are smarter than you, well they are smarter than 60 million of you anyhow.

Now remember Obama supporters when the country goes back into recession and it will when the President starts fooling around with regulations and taxes, be proud, stand up, and tell the rest of the country I voted for him if you have the guts. 

Leon

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Zombies

With the Presidential election coming up on Tuesday I thought this would be a great time to talk about zombies. No, not Rob Zombie. You know the ones that are dead and walk around causing havoc.

Definition Time: A zombie (Haitian Creole: zonbi; North Mbundu: nzumbe) is an animated corpse resurrected back to life by mystical means, such as witchcraft.^[1] The term is often figuratively applied to describe a hypnotized person bereft of consciousness and self-awareness, yet ambulant and able to respond to surrounding stimuli. Since the late 19th century, zombies have acquired notable popularity, especially in North American and European folklore.

According to the tenets of Vodou, a dead person can be revived by a bokor, or sorcerer. Zombies remain under the control of the bokor since they have no will of their own. This sounds similar to the people who voted for Obama. The bokor (Obama) used this Hope and Change thingy to push us toward more socialism.

 Wade Davis, a Harvard ethnobotanist, presented a pharmacological case for zombies in two books, The Serpent and the Rainbow (1985) and Passage of Darkness: The Ethnobiology of the Haitian Zombie (1988). Davis traveled to Haiti in 1982 and, as a result of his investigations, claimed that a living person can be turned into a zombie by two special powders being introduced into the blood stream (usually via a wound). The first, coup de poudre (French: "powder strike"), includes tetrodotoxin (TTX), a powerful and frequently fatal neurotoxin found in the flesh of the pufferfish (order Tetraodontidae). The second powder consists of dissociative drugs such as datura. Together, these powders were said to induce a deathlike state in which the will of the victim would be entirely subjected to that of the bokor. Sucks out their life force as does socialism to the living by taking your hard earned money and giving it to people that just might not be working as hard or not at all, just ask those that suffered under the repressive boot of the U.S.S.R. Ask them if they would like to go back to Hope and Change. Davis also popularized the story of Clairvius Narcisse, who was claimed to have succumbed to this practice.

Source: Wikipedia

Hope and Change, Hope and Change. I sure hope we change come Tuesday and send Obama packing. Don't be a zombie, don't succumb to the bokor any more, enough is enough send the witchdoctor and his voodoo economics back to Chicago before it's too late and we all become zombies of the state.

Leon

Hoping for Change, freedom to the zombies

P.S. don't be a zombie, vote for freedom.

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Freedom from our Four Fathers

Man Up Or Shut Up

This blog dedicated to men that aren't acting like men so listen up you

!

A man pulls his own weight and then some.  A man takes responsibility for his actions. A man protects women and takes care of them and their offspring and doesn't use them for his own selfish personal desires.

Men that don't man up are a cancer to this nation. Our society is in trouble and many of you deadbeat dads aren't helping the situation you are only making it worse. I am going to share two stories about two men that should have their man cards revoked.

Atta boy! Go rescue that family

The first contestant on Man up is a man who let his wife put him through college so he could get a degree and earn more money supposedly for his family but once he got the education he decided to exit stage right for another woman, leaving his wife with two small children to raise. Man card revoked!

Was ole Snagglepuss running from child support and parental responsibility? How many kittens he has left behind, it must be quite a few since he is always running? Hopefully the long arm of the law will catch him one day.

That is one long arm

And now for contestant number two. He is a man only because of his anatomy. This guy made a baby with a woman and then the relationship didn't work out so he is out of the picture. Now for the reason his man card is being revoked. This fellow won't even go see his own son so once again a single mother is raising a child by herself and the baby boy doesn't even get to see his dad. When you so called men do this type of stuff it not only puts a burden on the woman involved but society itself. Stop it! Stop being the

Be a winner, MAN UP for all of us.


Leon

Manning Up for those that can't

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Who Really Is Leon

Who is Leon, well let me tell who this Leon is not. I am not the famous Marxist Leon Trotsky. I like freedom not bondage to the state.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Trotsky

I am not the famous Spartan Leonidas either, although many people confuse us for being brothers. Couldn't be a Spartan because I am Wolverine fan. Go Blue! We are MICHIGAN!

Nope not me either. I still have my two front teeth. I did box in Golden Gloves so I guess I have something in common with Mr. Spinks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Spinks

Don't have the musical talent to be the Redbone to busy blogging.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Redbone

It's nice that there are kings for us Leons' but these guys aren't my kings. There is only one King that rules this Leon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_of_Leon

Not this guy either cause he is dead first off, secondly I am not Spanish, and third the conquest I am seeking is to conqueror the Internet blogging landscape not foreign peoples. Natives please stay calm I mean you no harm.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponce_De_Leon


Well now you know who I am not, time for a little of who I am. I am a man on a mission. The mission is to entertain and inform America about important things that should matter to us all (and occasional to get totally off track with some pure nonsense). As Americans we take our freedoms too lightly. We need to protect our freedoms they are precious. There are those in politics today that are trying with every breathe of their lives and every once of their energy to stripe us of our freedoms and our greatness to make us just like other nations (socialist) and this I cannot stand for. I will fight everyday of my life to ensure that Americans understand their rights and responsibilities when it comes to out freedoms.

Evil dudes beware!


Leon, the Real One

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* Except no substitution for the Real Leon. Leon can not be copied, although a clone would be nice. I could send the clone to my full time job and I could blog all day long.

Remember to vote in November. Say no to the Marxist. Send him back to Oprah.

When Technology Fails

Sorry about not blogging for quite some time but my blogger was not working it would not allow me to upload videos or photos so I was on a hiatus until the blogger tech dudes got my stuff working again. Thank you tech dudes. 

Techno Nerds to the rescue, nerd up.

When technology fails it can be quite devastating, remember HAL in Space Odyssey? How about the stock market SNAFU of a couple of years ago or NBC's fall line up.

Doesn't look so evil, huh?

Hal from Malcolm in the Middle

So now that I am back up and running again. I will get back to the business of bugging Americans everywhere with gibberish and mayhem, gotta stick to what I do best. I feel like a super hero, just call me Blogman.


Leon "Blogman"

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What Ya Talkin about Willis?

Hugo Chavez

"Instead of being a dictator why didn't I just have a V-8? It would have been a lot less stressful." 

"Can you name this block head?"

Ryan sucking up

"Sure I will kiss an old lady if you vote for me."

Oiho. Obama a great orator and speller too.

"Ohio do you really want to re-elect a man that

 can't even spell your states name? Must be a Michigan Man."

Joe and Obama

Joe: "Tickle, tickle." Obama: "Stop it Joe. If you don't stop tickling me I may have an accident. This is a serious event. Joe: I'm going to get your nose Mr. President."

Obama and Ryan

"No those aren't my plans to ruin America. Those must be somelse's plan. Have you checked with Castro or Chavez?"


Leon

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I Approve This Message

Don't you think it is quite dumb for political ads to mention the fact that the candidate sponsoring the ad approves it. If you didn't approve it why would you publish it in the first place? Well I think it is dumb but I do understand the premise behind the statement, "I approve this message" it has to do with the Stand By Your Ad Provision enacted in 2002.

Click here for more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_approve_this_message

I still think it is funny for candidate to make an ad and still have to say,  "I approve this message". What happens when the candidate doesn't quite like the ad that has been approved but is under time constraints to release the add in a heated election contest? What if there is a SNAFU with the ad? And what if politicians were honest? The ad might go something like this. View the video below first.

This ad should go something more like this. I am Barrack Obama and I approve this message except the part about the deficit since I and my cohorts added $4 trillion dollars to our nation's debt without any notable change in the jobs market. (America did get something for all of that debt, a lower Moody's credit rating).

"Thanks for doing the right thing guys."

Now if you are a millionaire and want to contribute to my campaign finances just ignore that part about making the wealthy pay more. I really am not going to tax you to the dark ages (wink, wink).

The dark rider, "Taxes"

I also don't approve the military cuts part of my message if you are a voter in the armed services since many of you service people will lose your jobs. Don't worry about our nation's battle readiness being impaired since the world is much safer after the Arab Spring. That embassy burning in Libya was a fraternity party gone wrong. Look at the bright side that old building and needed some remodeling. Hey, haters gonna hate.

"A fresh coat of paint should do the trick, huh Libya? Anyone one for sending more U.S. tax dollars to Libya?"

Another thing I can't support is a cut to the deficit since it is better to give than receive, by taking from you (tax payers) and giving it to people that are not you (non-tax payers), I get a warm and fuzzy (Socialist) feeling inside my Red heart.

So the next time you see a political ad and the candidate says that they support that ad analyze it very carefully. Remember to keep the weeds from your garden you have to get their roots.

I am Leon and I approve this blog, or maybe I don't

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