What Are They Saying? #2

Rick Santorum checking the polls.

"Am I winning yet? Maybe I should tell the voters a story. Voters like stories."

Obama talking about the Keystone pipeline.

 "Let me just shoot that pipeline down for my buddy in Omaha. He wouldn't like it at all would he precious? Not at all. Pipelines is nasty."

 

High gas prices brought to you from the same bunch in Washington that like socialism, big government, and long walks on the beach.

Rick Santorum's reaction to finally winning a primary.

"I did what? I won? I am so happy let's all go to Disney World."

Leon

What Are They Saying

 

Al Sharpton

"Why didn't anyone tell me there wasn't anymore Diet Coke!"   

Warren Buffett

"Sorry Al, I got my Coke. Just one advantage of being in the 1%."

Obama

"Why yes that is the U.S. Constitution under my foot. Why do you ask?"

Leon

Bold to Say the Least

Well the tag on these pants clearly shows men how not to ruin their pants by washing them. Men are always being accused of not knowing how to do laundry and finally a retailer Madhouse shows men how to have their clothes cleaned perfectly every time.  Ladies try to look at this from the right perspective.

Just so everyone knows I do laundry sometimes and I don't require my wife to do that. I have a leg up on the rest of us males I used to own a laundromat. So ladies save the hate comments. Sometimes men are just pigs and proud of it.

Leon

This is What We Have Become

The story below clearly exposes the dangers of entitlement programs and how it effects people's thinking behavior. People today in this country are suffering from youowemestuff disease. This is an American disease that is spread by the socialism bug. This 24 year old woman won the state lottery and continued to use food stamps because she felt she deserves it. No guilt, no shame, no shelf respect, or regard for fellow Michiganders. I going to take it because I can. "Yes She Can" is her motto. (Hey, Obama I guess this girl will vote for you in the fall election) Thanks to all of you that don't support welfare reform, your drone has learned well and is taking advantage of the system much like the 1% at the top do with their tax loop holes. (Is it any wonder that America is broke?) 

http://news.yahoo.com/lottery-winner-food-stamps-thought-maybe-okay-because-161650898.html

Top to bottom the whole system needs revamping both for the wealthy and the poor. Help eradicate the socialism bug! Vote right. Any time a candidate wants to expand government tell em no way, vote against them until the knuckleheads get the message everyone needs to chip in to make America the best place on earth to live in. The smaller the government is the better off everyone will be.


Leon

Really?

I am just so glad to see a warning label for moving things that are too heavy or awkward to move. Now the circle of warning labels is almost complete. (read below to find out what I mean) Please dear readers take a look at that list (click the link) below and tell me would you ever try moving any of those items by yourself. When I opened the link I was hoping for something useful like how not to lift boxes and crates maybe even a how to guide for dolly use on that hard to move item but what I got from this was nothing. Only a moron would try to move these items by themselves.

http://education.yahoo.net/moving-services/articles/ten_things_you_should_never_move_yourself.htm?kid=1L8RX

After looking the article over a second time I decided it was not complete. I would like to add a few items to the list for my readers not to move by themselves either, I don't want you to get hurt so pay attention. Drum roll please.................................

 Don't lift a home unless you are a big bank, Fannie Mae or Freddie Mac. (It is OK if you are Goldman Sachs though)

Don't try and lift a space shuttle since the program has been grounded. Way to go Obama!

Never attempt a clean and jerk on a 757. (Side note: Never take a knife to fight a guy with a .357 either, just saying)  Don't let the photo fool you they are bigger than they look.

Don't try to lift the Big House. It's just plain heavy just ask the people in "Ohio" they know. Go Blue!

And the last item you should never attempt to lift by yourself is the Death Star, just blow it up. Need help on blowing the Death Star up just dial 1-800-ASK-LUKE.

P.S. Sorry Vader,

Leon

Taking Some Responsibility

Finally someone stands up and takes some responsibility for their own life and let's us know that. How many times do we see CEO's (Or politicians) blame their company's poor performance on the economy, commodity prices, or stiff competition? Excuses,excuses,excuses! I know I get tired of all the excuses from our leaders. Well here is someone not afraid to take charge of her situation and  proudly display her role in her own life. Below is the electronic signature from an e-mail she sent me.

Nancy L. Jager
CEO of My Own Life

That signature says it all. Take some responsibility for your actions, make something happen stop sitting on the park bench watching the bag ladies go by. Invent something, write something, produce something, just don't screw something  up (congress) and leave it for the next guy to fix. Be the CEO of your own life.

CEO of My Own Life is a trademark of Nancy Jager Inc. and any use of CEO of My Own Life and it's properties is subject to the trademark laws in Denmark, Ethiopia, and Uzbekistan.


Leon "CEO in training"

Fool Me Once I'm the Fool.......

The receipt of the wealthly man leaving the 1% tip was a hoax. I admit I was taken in by it too. It made me angry that someone affluent would treat someone underneath them with such disrespect.

This is an awesome example of why we should not be like the lemming.
For those of you that don't know what a lemming is click here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lemming

This was a very deceptive prank but just image how many things we hear or read every day that are tainted with untruth. Some of our trusted media companies are doing the same thing but they call it news you can trust. (Didn't the devil tell Eve the same thing?) Don't be a dummy read the news from multiple sources so you can get different angles or not. (If you want to remain dumb by all means wear your underwear on your heads and pledge allegiance to your houseplants)

To see the real receipt click here:
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/trending-now/banker-1-tip-hoax-real-receipt-obtained-195827093.htm

Leon, "The Fooled Fool"