Words of Wisdom

Never let an angry girlfriend

pack your parachute.

Leon

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Jobs

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Lost one job. Job was not that good but was there for most of my adult life. Job did not pay very well most of the time. Job was not fun much of the time and sometimes became Work. Job provided no chance of life advancement but kept teasing me with glimmers of Fulfillment . If Job is found please do not call me as I am not interested anymore. I am on the lookout for something else, something called Opportunity. If Opportunity is found and answers to the first name of Lucrative please call me. I am and have been waiting for Lucrative Opportunity to show up on my doorstep for many years now and look forward to its final arrival.



Leon

Marx (Hits the Spot)

Some Americans might be confused when they hear the name Marx Brothers. I am here to help clear up who the real Marx brothers are.



These are the famous movie Marx Brothers.

The two men below are the political Marx Brothers.

Any questions?


Leon

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Thanksgiving Day Turkey

All right folks I need to tell you about something that is making pretty angry. Here it is. It is not even Thanksgiving Day yet and people (retailers) are gearing up for Christmas. The radio stations are playing Christmas music already, the stores are touting Christmas sales already, and the cable channels are playing Christmas stories. Can't a guy just enjoy one day with his turkey without thinking about the next holiday?

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm!

Why do Americans have to rush everything today?  Are we rushing around because of the Internet or phone apps that we can't seem to live without or is it the fast food industry or is the microwave to blame? Why can't we slow down and enjoy the seasons and holidays that we are in and worry about the next one the day after?

Don't get me wrong I like Christmas very much but I don't want to be thinking about it right now. Right now I have ugly bird on my mind. Thanksgiving not Christmas is Thursday. I haven't even had any turkey yet and I am being bombarded with Christmas. I look forward to eating turkey and watching the Detroit Lions play foosball on the big day.

            "The Detroit Lions ain't de devil, de just play dat way!"








I love the white meat of that ugly bird. I want mashed potatoes. I want to eat rolls until I can't fit one more bite in my mouth but not to the point of gluttony like Mr. Creosote .

 One more mint buddy?

I must confess though I have eaten two pumpkin pies already because they were the first to greet me on my way into the local grocery store. How could I resist. Resistance was futile!

"You ate the last piece of pie didn't you!"



Another thing that ticks me off is that we have forgotten the true meaning of Thanksgiving. For a little history on Thanksgiving click here: http://www.history.com/topics/thanksgiving and or here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thanksgiving and educate yourself on our history.


Whether you are a person of faith or not I think that every American can find a reason to be thankful for the country that we live in. I would like to send a special thank you to the troops that are fighting in foreign lands and can't be with their families on this holiday. My hats off to you.



Leon

Thank God for America

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Lame Duck (Award Winner 11-2012)

 

 

 

 

 

And the  Lame Duck Award goes to Pennsylvania Interscholastic Hockey League for banning the National Anthem.

 

Pennsylvania high school hockey league bans national anthem to save money on ice time

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Veterans Day is usually reserved for honoring the American flag and those who fought to preserve the values it stands for. In Pennsylvania on Monday, it also oversaw ferocious debate over one of the least patriotic things possible: eliminating the playing of the national anthem from all high school hockey games.

As first reported by Pittsburgh CBS affiliate KDKA, the Pennsylvania Interscholastic Hockey League has issued a directive to 183 high school squads in central and western Pennsylvania banning the national anthem from being performed. As you guessed it I am not going to sit here at my desk and say nothing.

"The national anthem should not be played only because of time constrains," PIHL commissioner Ed Sam told KDKA. "It's not that we're not patriotic, that's the furthest from the truth."


While Sam's words might sound like bizarre lip service, there actually is some logic to the PIHL's decision to kick the national anthem out of high school hockey. Sam notes that ice time in western Pennsylvania is quite expensive, making every minute of rented time sacred in an era of cutbacks throughout interscholastic athletics. Okay, I understand that time is expensive so cut two minutes off of every period or do fund raisers, try asking the NHL for help since your league sooner or later becomes a pipeline for their players and fans.

That became apparent when at least one arena halted a high school game even though the third period hadn't completed because the schools' rented ice time had expired. In the game where that recently happened, the pregame routine was marked by an "overly verbose rendition of the national anthem."

"Ice is very, very hard to get and it's not cheap," said Sam. "We're talking $300 an hour sometimes or even higher than that." In response to his comment all I have to say is neither was the blood spilled to inspire and protect this treasured song.

It goes without saying that the PIHL's timing wasn't exactly ideal, with the league announcing the national anthem ban just days before Veterans Day. The decision sparked total outrage from a number of Pennsylvania hockey parents and fans, sending Sam and his cohorts into crisis control. The PIHL board has already announced that it will hold another meeting to discuss whether the national anthem ban should be revoked.

[Also: NHL lockout looms over 2012 Hockey Hall of Fame ceremony]
In the meantime, the pregame routine for high school games in central and western Pennsylvania will continue without the musical patriotic oath that serves as the universal entrance script for sporting events across the country, much to the chagrin of fans in the stands.

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Well I am going to do my part as a responsible patriot and here is our nation's song sung by Steven Curtis Chapman. Some of us refuse to forget our heritage and the veterans that served this country. I know this is a little late but happy Veteran's Day to all who have served in the military. Thank you for sacrifice. 

Leon

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Freedom: God, the founding fathers, and those in the military

Sign, Sign Everywhere a Sign





Drive -Thru sign in Three Rivers, Michigan

 




The lot where the Taco Bell building used to stand.

Wouldn't the sign be more appropriate written this way?

 





Look real close at the sign.  It says "God less America". Well Obama said the United States of America was no longer a Christian nation. Maybe God is agreeing.  And another thing about this sign, what if I don't want to eat in the garden?

How many signs does it take MDOT to get you to Cowling Road? Anyone, anyone? If you guessed five signs you are correct. To help get everyone to Cowling Road I have decided to help. Go north on U.S. 131 to the first sign, then right, then left, then left again cross three lanes of traffic, and then right once more and if you do not become disoriented you are at Cowling Road, the cheese is at the end of the road. 

 

I think Wendy's is waiting for a drum roll to announce the new whateveritis that they are wanting us to try. I don't know about you but I am excited about new things. I just hope it is worth our wait.

And now Tesla singing that classic Sign, Sign, Everywhere a Sign. Enjoy!

Leon

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Zombiegeden

OBAMA 60,085,524*
ROMNEY 57,401,992
 

Thanks zombies for re-electing the wiz kid from Chicago to a second term. I understand that neither choice was good but to choose a Marxist over a capitalist in these troubled economic times is just plain stupid.

Stuuuupppiddd!

What does Obama know about business? Nothing! How can a man that has never run a business understand the needs of the business community. The community that needs more help than any other community in our country right now. He can't. The only thing he understands is bigger, and bigger, and Bigger government.

Taxes are going to go up and your freedoms are going to go down. Every time those blockheads in Washington raise taxes you lose freedom. What freedom do you lose, you ask? The freedom to choose where your money goes and how it works for you an America. The less money you have in your pocket the fewer choices you have as an individual and socialists understand that fact and applaud it. Socialist and Marxist want the state to decide for you. They think they are smarter than you, well they are smarter than 60 million of you anyhow.

Now remember Obama supporters when the country goes back into recession and it will when the President starts fooling around with regulations and taxes, be proud, stand up, and tell the rest of the country I voted for him if you have the guts. 

Leon

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Zombies

With the Presidential election coming up on Tuesday I thought this would be a great time to talk about zombies. No, not Rob Zombie. You know the ones that are dead and walk around causing havoc.

Definition Time: A zombie (Haitian Creole: zonbi; North Mbundu: nzumbe) is an animated corpse resurrected back to life by mystical means, such as witchcraft.^[1] The term is often figuratively applied to describe a hypnotized person bereft of consciousness and self-awareness, yet ambulant and able to respond to surrounding stimuli. Since the late 19th century, zombies have acquired notable popularity, especially in North American and European folklore.

According to the tenets of Vodou, a dead person can be revived by a bokor, or sorcerer. Zombies remain under the control of the bokor since they have no will of their own. This sounds similar to the people who voted for Obama. The bokor (Obama) used this Hope and Change thingy to push us toward more socialism.

 Wade Davis, a Harvard ethnobotanist, presented a pharmacological case for zombies in two books, The Serpent and the Rainbow (1985) and Passage of Darkness: The Ethnobiology of the Haitian Zombie (1988). Davis traveled to Haiti in 1982 and, as a result of his investigations, claimed that a living person can be turned into a zombie by two special powders being introduced into the blood stream (usually via a wound). The first, coup de poudre (French: "powder strike"), includes tetrodotoxin (TTX), a powerful and frequently fatal neurotoxin found in the flesh of the pufferfish (order Tetraodontidae). The second powder consists of dissociative drugs such as datura. Together, these powders were said to induce a deathlike state in which the will of the victim would be entirely subjected to that of the bokor. Sucks out their life force as does socialism to the living by taking your hard earned money and giving it to people that just might not be working as hard or not at all, just ask those that suffered under the repressive boot of the U.S.S.R. Ask them if they would like to go back to Hope and Change. Davis also popularized the story of Clairvius Narcisse, who was claimed to have succumbed to this practice.

Source: Wikipedia

Hope and Change, Hope and Change. I sure hope we change come Tuesday and send Obama packing. Don't be a zombie, don't succumb to the bokor any more, enough is enough send the witchdoctor and his voodoo economics back to Chicago before it's too late and we all become zombies of the state.

Leon

Hoping for Change, freedom to the zombies

P.S. don't be a zombie, vote for freedom.

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Freedom from our Four Fathers

Man Up Or Shut Up

This blog dedicated to men that aren't acting like men so listen up you

!

A man pulls his own weight and then some.  A man takes responsibility for his actions. A man protects women and takes care of them and their offspring and doesn't use them for his own selfish personal desires.

Men that don't man up are a cancer to this nation. Our society is in trouble and many of you deadbeat dads aren't helping the situation you are only making it worse. I am going to share two stories about two men that should have their man cards revoked.

Atta boy! Go rescue that family

The first contestant on Man up is a man who let his wife put him through college so he could get a degree and earn more money supposedly for his family but once he got the education he decided to exit stage right for another woman, leaving his wife with two small children to raise. Man card revoked!

Was ole Snagglepuss running from child support and parental responsibility? How many kittens he has left behind, it must be quite a few since he is always running? Hopefully the long arm of the law will catch him one day.

That is one long arm

And now for contestant number two. He is a man only because of his anatomy. This guy made a baby with a woman and then the relationship didn't work out so he is out of the picture. Now for the reason his man card is being revoked. This fellow won't even go see his own son so once again a single mother is raising a child by herself and the baby boy doesn't even get to see his dad. When you so called men do this type of stuff it not only puts a burden on the woman involved but society itself. Stop it! Stop being the

Be a winner, MAN UP for all of us.


Leon

Manning Up for those that can't

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Who Really Is Leon

Who is Leon, well let me tell who this Leon is not. I am not the famous Marxist Leon Trotsky. I like freedom not bondage to the state.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Trotsky

I am not the famous Spartan Leonidas either, although many people confuse us for being brothers. Couldn't be a Spartan because I am Wolverine fan. Go Blue! We are MICHIGAN!

Nope not me either. I still have my two front teeth. I did box in Golden Gloves so I guess I have something in common with Mr. Spinks.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Spinks

Don't have the musical talent to be the Redbone to busy blogging.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leon_Redbone

It's nice that there are kings for us Leons' but these guys aren't my kings. There is only one King that rules this Leon.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kings_of_Leon

Not this guy either cause he is dead first off, secondly I am not Spanish, and third the conquest I am seeking is to conqueror the Internet blogging landscape not foreign peoples. Natives please stay calm I mean you no harm.



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ponce_De_Leon


Well now you know who I am not, time for a little of who I am. I am a man on a mission. The mission is to entertain and inform America about important things that should matter to us all (and occasional to get totally off track with some pure nonsense). As Americans we take our freedoms too lightly. We need to protect our freedoms they are precious. There are those in politics today that are trying with every breathe of their lives and every once of their energy to stripe us of our freedoms and our greatness to make us just like other nations (socialist) and this I cannot stand for. I will fight everyday of my life to ensure that Americans understand their rights and responsibilities when it comes to out freedoms.

Evil dudes beware!


Leon, the Real One

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* Except no substitution for the Real Leon. Leon can not be copied, although a clone would be nice. I could send the clone to my full time job and I could blog all day long.

Remember to vote in November. Say no to the Marxist. Send him back to Oprah.

When Technology Fails

Sorry about not blogging for quite some time but my blogger was not working it would not allow me to upload videos or photos so I was on a hiatus until the blogger tech dudes got my stuff working again. Thank you tech dudes. 

Techno Nerds to the rescue, nerd up.

When technology fails it can be quite devastating, remember HAL in Space Odyssey? How about the stock market SNAFU of a couple of years ago or NBC's fall line up.

Doesn't look so evil, huh?

Hal from Malcolm in the Middle

So now that I am back up and running again. I will get back to the business of bugging Americans everywhere with gibberish and mayhem, gotta stick to what I do best. I feel like a super hero, just call me Blogman.


Leon "Blogman"

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What Ya Talkin about Willis?

Hugo Chavez

"Instead of being a dictator why didn't I just have a V-8? It would have been a lot less stressful." 

"Can you name this block head?"

Ryan sucking up

"Sure I will kiss an old lady if you vote for me."

Oiho. Obama a great orator and speller too.

"Ohio do you really want to re-elect a man that

 can't even spell your states name? Must be a Michigan Man."

Joe and Obama

Joe: "Tickle, tickle." Obama: "Stop it Joe. If you don't stop tickling me I may have an accident. This is a serious event. Joe: I'm going to get your nose Mr. President."

Obama and Ryan

"No those aren't my plans to ruin America. Those must be somelse's plan. Have you checked with Castro or Chavez?"


Leon

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I Approve This Message

Don't you think it is quite dumb for political ads to mention the fact that the candidate sponsoring the ad approves it. If you didn't approve it why would you publish it in the first place? Well I think it is dumb but I do understand the premise behind the statement, "I approve this message" it has to do with the Stand By Your Ad Provision enacted in 2002.

Click here for more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_approve_this_message

I still think it is funny for candidate to make an ad and still have to say,  "I approve this message". What happens when the candidate doesn't quite like the ad that has been approved but is under time constraints to release the add in a heated election contest? What if there is a SNAFU with the ad? And what if politicians were honest? The ad might go something like this. View the video below first.

This ad should go something more like this. I am Barrack Obama and I approve this message except the part about the deficit since I and my cohorts added $4 trillion dollars to our nation's debt without any notable change in the jobs market. (America did get something for all of that debt, a lower Moody's credit rating).

"Thanks for doing the right thing guys."

Now if you are a millionaire and want to contribute to my campaign finances just ignore that part about making the wealthy pay more. I really am not going to tax you to the dark ages (wink, wink).

The dark rider, "Taxes"

I also don't approve the military cuts part of my message if you are a voter in the armed services since many of you service people will lose your jobs. Don't worry about our nation's battle readiness being impaired since the world is much safer after the Arab Spring. That embassy burning in Libya was a fraternity party gone wrong. Look at the bright side that old building and needed some remodeling. Hey, haters gonna hate.

"A fresh coat of paint should do the trick, huh Libya? Anyone one for sending more U.S. tax dollars to Libya?"

Another thing I can't support is a cut to the deficit since it is better to give than receive, by taking from you (tax payers) and giving it to people that are not you (non-tax payers), I get a warm and fuzzy (Socialist) feeling inside my Red heart.

So the next time you see a political ad and the candidate says that they support that ad analyze it very carefully. Remember to keep the weeds from your garden you have to get their roots.

I am Leon and I approve this blog, or maybe I don't

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