What's There to Do With That Hairdo?

Well, my revealing this article below to you readers shows I will read just about anything.

http://shopping.yahoo.com/articles/yshoppingarticles/758/what-your-hairstyle-says-about-you-according-to-guys

After reading the article and learning more about what a woman's hair is telling us men than I cared to learn.  I decided to pick some celebrity mug shots and tell you what I think their mug shots are telling me.

 "I am confident and incarcerated."

 "Do I look like a killer?"

 "Ha, I don't feel good! I'm jailed in America."

 "Boy, that was one tough girl!"

"I may have killed them, just a little bit."

 "So what if I done it!"

Images by: Yahoo Images

Special thanks to the celebrities and police that made this blog possible. Keep up the good work. I am talking to law enforcement not you celebrities.

Leon

Don't Push What Button?

This is an image of the interior of the Space Shuttle Atlantis. Can you imagine being a rookie astronaut pilot and trying to fly this beast? I can see it now if I was the rookie. "Hey Charlie, were is that auto pilot switch again I gotta use the can".  This thing has more buttons than politicians have lies. I'll bet they don't have problems with their satellite TV up there. "Charlie which screen get ESPN again?" Maybe on the next space craft, NASA could add a few more buttons. Can you imagine what the owner's manual looks like, it must be like a New York City phone book? "Where is the flux capacitor, again?"

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All fun aside tell your Congressmen and Senators to keep funding NASA because a lot of good things come from our space program. Things that we use everyday and take for granted today, were inspired by products used in the space program, things like contact lenses. If we stop funding our space program America will fall even further behind in Math and Science to other countries. Let's make sure our citizens are up to task. Research jobs create manufacturing jobs sooner or later.

Check out more photos at:

http://www.collectspace.com/news/news-121911a.html

Click this link to see things that were invented because of our space program:

http://kearth101.radio.com/2011/07/21/list-stuff-we-use-everyday-that-was-invented-from-the-space-program/


Leon

Hello "Mcfly" Are You Listening?

  George McFly

Well corporate America I sure am tired of the the way you have been behaving lately. I believe I speak for America too. The greed, corruption , and plain incompetence that is being radiated from you behemoth leeches is too much. You are bleeding America of it's wealth generating capabilities. Today I wish to address poor service and underhanded fee schemes. I am going to pick on cell phone providers with this blog.

Here is a list of grievances that I wish you would address: 

1) (Hidden fees) Stop trying to trick people with your small print and hidden fees, fees that your lawyers help you hide in the contract documents. (Cell phone providers you know darn well what I mean) Be honest put all the fees in bold, Man up cowards, earn the business don't steal it! 

How many of you readers hate your cell phone providers? I have heard lots of complaints about this industry over the past year. The complaints were mainly about poor service.You (the consumer) wish that you could get a new provider, but you're stuck with the current one because most of the big ones require you to make a commitment to them of a year or longer. (But they don't commit to you) They entice customers with low introductory rates for a few months and flashy phones for making a deal with the Devil,

once the deal is done and if you aren't happy to bad! (remember that contract you signed in blood?)


Once they know they got you, they stick it to you. To the cell phone companies, if you provided great products at reasonable prices maybe you wouldn't have to lie and cheat us into staying with you. Honesty used to be the best policy in American business (But cheating, lying, and scheming seem to generate the most income today, isn't that right executive fat cats)  

2) (Serve Americans with Americans) Stop trying to service customers in America with people who live in India that speak English but couldn't tell you were Detroit is if they were standing in it.

 

You don't think we know that they aren't true Americans? (Nothing bothers me more than speaking to someone in India that doesn't know who the Michigan Wolverines are)  Nothing against those people in India , you just don't understand the culture. It would be like you calling customer service in America for curry recipes, I think you would be very disappointed when we told you to use Tabasco sauce instead. The next time you call your cell phone provider for service and get a foreign operator give them the real American test. Ask your operator if they saw the game of your favorite team last night just for fun. If they say yes, then say not last night, that's right they weren't playing last night, or were they, you're not from (You fill in the city) are you? You sound like your from South Phily. Are you from South Phily? See if they squirm.                                                         

3) (Spend some money training employees instead of exploiting them) Train your employees, retrain  your employees, and train them again so when I call they know what to do. I know Americans, you hate it when you get passed around from department to department and you never get your problem resolved. The next time I talk to a company I am going to ask to be transferred twice to any other department but the one I really want to talk to and then once transferred I will ask to be transferred back to the department that I really wanted to talk to in the first place. (Hey, it's going to happen anyway. Why not be ahead of the game) Take some of those profits from the outrageous fees you are charging and spend that money on training instead of stock dividends. (It's called value adding for any executives reading this)

4) ( Treat your employees like they are a valuable assets not just office furniture!) Stop acting like you own us when we work for you. Remember us is you and you are us. You just get paid more then the rest of us.  Without us there is really no need for you. It does not work the other way around. (Sounds a little like Dr. Suess)

 There was a time in American history when the employee was valued. Employees made the difference and were rewarded for doing so. We (America) must return to that day if we are to rise from the ashes that the government and corporate America caused in the last decade. Execs stop looking at  American labor as the problem, look at it as the solution. My hats off to every working American that goes to a place to work where they hate their job because the company does not engage with them properly. I applaud you!

Corporate America, we will have you start with these four grievances first and see how you do before we give you other task to preform.

Here are two Leonisms for you corporate fat cats: "A business is only as good as it's worst employee." and "Why not do it twice so we make sure it was done once?" 

To go along with the Leonisms I will share with you what the CFO of

once told me, "Sooner or later companies get the employees that they deserve."

You got that Mcfly?

Leon, the responsible capitalist


Images by: Yahoo Images and Wikipedia

Poor service provided by: Greedy corporate America

Sunday School

Terell Suggs is obviously suffering from Tebow envy. Click for the story:
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Terrell-Suggs-goes-out-of-his-way-to-bash-Tim-Te?urn=nfl-wp15161

Well Terell it must seem like it's not fair that the media is infatuated with Tim Tebow and his life style. Are you not getting enough press? Well let me change that for you. My good readers Mr. Suggs has 70 tackles, 7 forced fumbles, and fourteen sacks this year. (That's quite a year, Yeah!)

Terell also looks good in a Tux and purple really is his color. He has a warm smile not to mention his team is in the playoffs. So Terell with so much going your way can't you give Tebow a break? If he wants God to attend the game what's wrong with that? I think that it is only fair for God to be invited since the NFL uses His planet to play on. Am I the only man in American that doesn't feel intimidated by Tebow?

 You go Tebow. Don't worry I will keep defending you. I have lots of time on my hands since I am not in the playoffs nor was I invited to the pro bowl. So you keep Tebowing and I will keep writing. Let's see if they can handle the both of us.

 Sorry Tebow, I made your picture smaller than Terell's but Terell needs some attention right now. I hope you understand.

Tebow and Jesus get the job done click the link to find out how. After Tebow's last game maybe Terrell will invite Jesus to his next game.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/tebow-time-three-3-16-references-boffo-tv-172145772.html


Leon

Images: Yahoo Images

Dr. H. Answers the Call

1/5/2012

This is the letter that Dr. H has just sent me regarding some research that he is getting ready to perform on his favorite product "Preparation H". (My comments are in red)

Preparation H used as a Grease Substitute

Abstract: We are looking to use Preparation H as a substitute for grease in the bearings of a 2 cycle engine.

Bearings are traditionally lubricated to prevent seizing or difficult maneuverability. (Sounds similar to how it is used in humans) Previous items normally used would include multipurpose grease or spray lubricant. We are studying the efficacy of Preparation H as a suitable product for lubrication. (See kids this is why you should stay in school, maybe someday one of you could be assisting Dr. H. in his studies)

Preparation H is an over the counter treatment for hemorrhoids and anorectal injuries. (Injuries, how does one injury that area?)

The formula in Prep H contains white petrolatum, phrelynamine. (I wonder if it is flammable?)

 "No, let's deep fry it! Yah, yah, deep fry it ha, ha, ha."

The white petrolatum is the same as petroleum jelly. Phrelynamine is a constrictant. (So is Congress by the way)

The ointment being a petroleum product repels water and will provide as lubricant for the bearings. The Preparation was administered in graduated quantities which were validated through size approximate models. Verified actual weights determined via a postal scale of the analog type.(Don't try this at home. Dr. H. is a trained professional)

The ointment was brand name not a generic substitute to ensure actual weights/measures. The ointment was applied via an applicator which is normally used in humans. (He is such a clean guy) The applicator was never used therefore no cross contamination -anorectally occurred. (Hey, this is real science boys)

Now readers we will have to wait and see how Dr. H.'s experiment turns out. I will let you know later. I can hardly wait!


Thanks Dr. H.,


Leon

Let's Get Ready to Rumble

The Iranian navy has test fired a surface to surface cruise missile and now they claim that they are in complete control of the Straight of Hormuz. I personally believe the only thing that they are in control of is madness. I am not sure of how many Americans know where Iran is located, so I provided this map (It's located between two war zones one called Iraq and the other named Afghanistan, you may have heard of them)

One missile, come boys you will have to do better than that! American citizens set off more explosives (Most are illegal by the way) on the 4th of July than Iran has through all of it's existence. Playing with fire is a sure fire way to get burned (pun intended).

I wonder if Mahmoud Ahmadinejad remembers a guy named Ronald Reagan and Operation Praying Mantis back in 1988.

It was a bad day for the Iranian military. It was sort of like the Detroit Lions season of 2008 (0-16) for the Iranians. The U.S. Navy is even more capable of delivering much more destruction today than it did back in 1988. I hope those Iranian sailors know how to swim.

See full article:
http://news.yahoo.com/irans-navy-tests-cruise-missile-part-drill-083154051.html



I bet that building below is a library, what do you think?

 What would cause a nation like Iran to start a fight with the 800 pound gorilla (America)? Could their leaders be angry because they don't have a Disneyland? Maybe they are mad because Jerry Springer (Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!) won't do a live show in downtown Tehran.  I am not sure, but I don't think this scenario pans well for the little guy (Iran) or oil prices. I guess we will have to wait and see when David and Goliath meet.

To read more about how two kids that can't play in the sand box click here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iran_%E2%80%93_United_States_relations#United_States_attack_of_1988

Thanks to: http://www.wikipedia.org/ ,

Yahoo Images and angry Iranian leaders,

Leon

Our Theme Song

This Blog Was Made For You and Me

Chorus:

This blog is your blog, this blog is my blog

Read through Indonesia, to Mackinaw Island

From the internet blog fest, into uncharted waters   

This blog was made for you and me

As I started bloggin’ on the internet highway

I saw above me an electronic stairway      

I saw below me a chance for folly

This blog was made for you and me

Chorus

I’ve wrote and rambled and you follow my footsteps

No I don’t write in crayons, comedy is my deserts                                                               

And all around me the words are pounding

This blog was made for you and me

Chorus

The words come shining as I am strolling 

The keys a waving and the articles rolling

Brain fog is lifting and we start chanting

This blog was made for you and me

Chorus

As I was bloggin’- I showed them no fear

Free speech is not dead – just been regressin’  

With knowledge deep and wide… I just can’t say nothin’       

Now bloggin was made for you and me!

Chorus

My words aren’t pretty – But they’re for the people

To the oval office, and those under a steeple                                   

I am not mumblin’ but some are wonderin’

If this blog was made for you and me.

Chorus (2x)

Parody of Woody Guthrie's This Land is Your Land 

Leon