Who Wants to Be a Stormtrooper?

Stormtrooper Employability Test

Part I

Personal Background

Are you willing to travel?                                                                   Yes or No

Are you willing to relocate?                                                               Yes or No

Do you currently have life insurance?                                                 Yes or No

Have you ever been convicted of a felony?                                        Yes or No  

Do you have any allergies to latex or PVC?                                       Yes or No 
Do you suffer from seasonal affective disorder?                                 Yes or No
Can you bullseye swamp rats in a T16?                                             Yes or No
Would you have a problem with destroying your home planet?           Yes or No
Can you fly a Tie Fighter?                                                                  Yes or No
Are you willing to give your life for the Empire?                                  Yes or No
Will you work weekends and holidays?                                              Yes or No
Do you have a family history of murder?                                             Yes or No

Part II
Intellect

How far is the Kessel Run? _________________________________________

If an X-wing is traveling toward Tatooine at light speed and a Tie-Fighter is traveling away from Tatooine at cruising speed, when will they meet each other? (Show your math) _______________________________

A + Bx2= C Find the X-wing (Show your math) ____________________________________________

Is this Death Star number two, 1/2 or fully operational?          Yes or No

             

If a planet like Alderann blows up, not saying that it will but just in case it does happen and if no one is there to witness it, does the explosion still make a sound?                                                      Yes or No

Is the Empire's glass half full or half empty? ________________________________________________

Which of these doesn't belong

Part III

Career Information and Personal Goals

What qualifications do you have to be a stormtrooper? (Be specific) _________________________________________________________________________________

Do you have any living relatives and what is their political affiliation? __________________________________

Are these the droids you are looking for?                Yes or No

Where do you see yourself in five years?   __________________________________

Where do you see yourself in ten years?    __________________________________

How do you feel about the Sith?  _________________________________________

When is the Emperor's birthday? __________________________________________

Do you pull the arms off wookies or do they pull your arms off? (Give example of a recent wookie encounter) ___________________________________________________________

What is Princess Lea's last name?  ________________________________________

How good are you with a blaster? (Rate yourself 1-10, 10 being the best) ___________       

Who shot first Han or Gredo? ____________________________________________

Do you like boxers or briefs? _____________________________________________

What Color is your parachute? ____________________________________________

What is Obi-wan Kenobi's nick name? ______________________________________

Part IV

Essay  

What did you want to be when you grew up? ________________________________________

Why do you want to be a stormtrooper? ____________________________________________

Have you ever dealt with a Jedi, and if so, how did you resolve the situation? ____________________________________________________________________________

Why aren't you at your post? _____________________________________________________

       

              

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