Peyton Mainning on the power of V-8 juice
"You're telling me I could have had a V-8 instead of neck surgery. Will modern marvels never cease to amaze me?"
What billionaire boys do with their money
"The first thing I am going to buy with my billions is a pony and I am going to name him Greg."
Another crackpot idea to close the federal deficit
"Yes, I know that this sounds crazy but that is what we intend on doing. Homeland Security is going to sell NFL knock offs in order to help balance the budget."
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