Sports With Bin Laden

Did I not tell you that the Kings were going to be the Stanley Cup Champs. They took a lesson from President Bush and used Shock and Awe to defeat the Devils 6-1 winning the cup in six games.

Da Cup

It is as it should be Kings should rule. I am disappointed though because the Kings are from the Western Conference and you know I feel about the West.

Most impressive L.A. Kings you remind me of the Afghanistan freedom fighters when they drove out the Russians from their lands.

I bow to you sultans of the NHL. May your ice stay frozen and never become as the desert sands.


Bin Laden